Warning Gross!

Want to see the most disgusting piece of shit thing ever to curse this Earth and land on my property??

No it's not me!

That's are waterfall fountain for the front yard and all that black muck in it is clusters of dead bees. That's right FUCKING BEES!

LOOK CLOSER AT THIS SHIT! LOOOK!

Sick, right? I guess these little motherfuckers came and made a hive in our waterfall. Unlucky for those bastards they didn't know my dad was/is a trained and experienced exterminator. 

He pulled out his old bee suit and spray thingy and BOOM dead bees and bye bye hive.

R.I.P. YOU DEAD FUCKS!

You'll hardly be missed.

Note: Despite my curses and anger, I'm not heartless. I'm usually one to try to spare an insect's life by taking them away from the problem area (my home) than just smashing and killing them. It's just DO YOU SEE HOW MANY THERE ARE?! Not to mention that the water fountain they made their hive on is literally right next to both MY windows. One I like to crack open. Usually we welcome a couple of bees because they're an important balance to gardens and yadayada, but a fucking hive. I REFUSE! My dad is helping the neighbor with their problem as I write this. 

2 Days Till Moving Day ❤