NOBODY IS RAINING ON MY PARADE *TEXT HEAVY*

Except for the rain today maybe... but that's only if the phrase is taken literally!

So this morning, not even a day after posting on this blog that March is looking good for me, I get this phone call. 

At 9AM, a time only people who bring something to society are awake at I get a call from my English teacher! Of course I snap out of bed and start clearing my throat praying I don't sound like I just woke up, even though I kind of did. Don't want him to know I ditch his Live Lessons because I'm sleeping in.

I freak out thinking about how he's probably going to yell at me for being behind, or skipping his Live Lessons this must be karma for calling him a stupid shmuck yesterday!

I answer the phone and to my surprise the person says, "Hi, I'm Something Thomas," or "Thomas Something!" FUCKING point is it wasn't my English teacher. So of course I'm like, "...Thomas? The Caller ID said you're my teacher"

And to sum it up here's how the convo. went after that.

Thomas: No blah blah I'm the assistant principal blah blah this is the office number blah
Me: Crap an assistant principal that's worse! Oh ok!
Thomas: So Alex I'm calling today because recently Nevada has changed their proficiency requirements, so that the minimum score you need to pass math is 242 which means the 250-something you scored on the exam is now is passable!
Me: *high pitch and happy* REAALLLY~~~~?!?!
Thomas: laughs. Yeah so you don't need to take it, you passed.

Not trying to be rude by putting "blah blah" with what this guy said, I'm just tired. Remember I just woke up a little over an hour ago!  It's early and the more I think on the call the more I'm unsure if he was really named Thomas, or was the assistant principal, if I even scored a 250, or If this is some cruel, cruel dream I just dreamt up.

After the phone call I thought of my blog post yesterday, which I ended with, "March is looking good..." It hasn't even started yet, but this is proof I'm right! Also that the whole radiate positivity, receive positivity crap isn't so much crap after all! Normally I'm a cynical-pessimistic little bitch and though things seem to go semi-ok for me I guess, I notice the good crap happens when you act and stay positive! Sooooo YAY MARCH~!! Can't wait for you, you beautiful month-of-the-year YOU!!!!!! TOGETHER MARCH AND I WILL BE GLORIOUS AND BEGAN WORLD WIDE DOMINATION AND HAVE NICE EYEBROWS AND KIT KATS AND STICK OF TRUTH AND NEW CLOTHES AND GET THE HELL OUT OF VEGAS!!!! MWAHAHAHHAHAHHA! Where are my priorities?? Good grades will come too please!!

In other news isn't it sad that so many students must of scored as bad as me on that test that they had to bring the score down to so little. You used to have to get around 300+ something. But to stay positive, half the crap on that test is irrelevant anyways so if anything they're just saving students from tears and time! Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to take pictures of the rain and work on overdue assignments!